My Top Five List Drama

I just made a disturbing realization about "My Top Five List" (the list of celebrities that I am jonesin' for, and will always - no matter my dating or marital status - be allowed to try to make out with if given the opportunity)

My list is dwendling!!!!!!

The order is........

1. David Beckham
2. Neil Patrick Harris - as both Doogie Hoswer and Barney on How I Met your Mother
3. Ryan Reynolds
4. Heath Ledger
5. Matthew McConaughey


NPH revealed he is gay( I was debating whether that was a reason to remove him, because I don't have a problem with the orientation, but having him on the list is a waste because he will never want to make out with me even if I have the oppurtunity to do so). And, the untimely, unfortunate death of Heath Ledger has lead to now only having 3 people on my top 5 list. How depressing a thought to have on Valentine's Day. I have decided to spend the rest of the week debating who to replace them with. Here are some people in the running......

Conan O'Brien - love his gawky nerdiness

Shane West - I can't explain this one because he is so thin, but something about him brings out the tiger in me. Growl.

Ryan Gosling - not only is he on fire hot, I would attack him just based on his character in the movie The Notebook.

Zack Gilford / Taylor Kitch Sandwich - Can I put a combo of guys as one spot on my list? They are from the same show Friday Night Lights. I think that since they are both new on the scene, and the idea of their lasting celebrity is minimal, they should be allowed as a group package. If not, the edge goes to Zack Gilford who plays "Matt Serecen". I love that Southern boy accent.

Joey Lawence - This is an interesting one. He was my number one from the beginnning. (It is weird, I know, but it goes back to the Blossom days) I felt I was forced to remove him from the list after his appearance on Dancing with the Stars...what a fiasco. He looked so scary with the tight clothes and scary bald head. However, he has been a crush of mine since I was 14. Maybe its time to bring him back.

Matt Damon - always a classic.

Chace Crawford - new to my hot guy radar, but WOW. He's the Hottie McHotterson from New Hottersville that plays "Nate Archibald" in the fantastic new show Gossip Girl". This one may make me a cougar though. I think he's like 20.


I will ponder these choices and other ones I think of. Stay tuned for the updated final list. I may even laminate it channeling "Ross" from Friends.