In the Pages of Us Weekly.
O.K. Trying something new here. I am going to flip through the February 9th issue of the magazine, and share my thoughts as they come up. This could be weird, but play along.
* When did Makeup at Target get so expensive. $12 for a lip pencil? At Target? Yeah...seems reasonable.
* Poncho sweaters make thin people (like Jenny Mcarthy and Lily Allen) look fat. I shutter to think what fat people would look like in them.
* I like the "Who Wore it Best" page, but I don't always agree with the majority.
* Kelly Osborne is so 2002. And she is entering Rehab again? SHOCKER.
* Kate and Leo should just sleep with eachother and get it over with. The sexual tension is so obvious. And at least they are the same age. No offense to Sam Mendes or Leo's model of the hour.
* They did an article called "Shakira's Inauguration Diary". Seriously? Shakira? And politics? WOW.
* I'm glad that all the oldies (sans Clooney) are coming back for appearances in the last season of ER. I will point out that I haven't watched the show since 1999, but still, its sad that it is ending.
* I want to watch that show United States of Tara sometime. I heard someone recommend it recently, and it was totally written by Diablo Cody of Juno fame.
* Dispite thinking that it is funny that Angelina Jolie wore her SAG Awards dress backwards, I thought she looked really pretty. Its a shame all the fashion commentators dogged her. And that is saying a lot for me, because I really can't stand her. The mag got a nice shot of Brad smiling at her. He really is in love.
* That chick from Slumdog Millionaire is absolutely gorgeous. I want her skin. Its radiant.
* Eva Longoria's SAG dress was a trainwreck stylewise, but I loved the unique color. I don't even know what to call it....maybe orangy pink? Fuchsiaish Red? It was showstopping.
* Josh Brolin and Diane Lane are cute together.
* It creepy to see Alex Balwin with his daughter Ireland. I keep thinking of that voicemail where he called her "a little pig".
* Anne Hathaway looks like a man trying to look like a woman. That may be below the belt, but I call it like I see it.
* I think Clive Owen is sexy ugly.
* Newsflash....Lindsey Lohan looks thin! I am so glad that Us Weekly is reporting on this, because it is just brand new information.
* I am saddened that Prince Harry and his girlfriend broke up. Again. For the third time. She's cute. A little generic, but cute.
* People I was just surprised to find out were younger than me:
Kate Winslet
Molly Ringwald's husband
Angelina Jolie
Alison Sweeney
Drew Barrymore
* Blast from the Past: Ione Skye (of Say Anything fame) and her wedding made the magazine. Random.
* Jen Aniston and John Mayer WILL NEVER MAKE IT!!! They need to just go their separate ways. Its getting old.
* The Obamas really are an adorable family.
* I like both the daytime and evening inauguration outfits on Michelle Obama. If I had to pick something to critique....it would be the green shoes of the daytime gold suit thing. And the fact that during the luncheon, she covered the dress with a cardigan sweater. I thought the white evening dress was beautiful.
* Jessica Simpson is not fat, she just looks really bad in super high waist jeans.
* I love anything that mentions Gossip Girl. Even if it is about Lilly Van Der Woodson's real life divorce. Yeah, I just read the whole 3 page article.
* Ellen Degeneres and Portia De Rossi are vegans. Good to know.
* Please, please, please let the skinny jean trend go away. Soon.
* Ditto for the shoes with stripper heels.
* Blue eyeliner is back! At least according to Jennifer Lopez and Amanda Bynes.
* Apparently there were a lot of hits at the (scaled down due to the economy) Sundance Festival this year. Nine of the films got picked up. I am really looking forward to seeing Adventureland and 500 Days of Summer.
* I heart "Fashion Police". The comments are hilar. They need to shake up the players a little though. Courtney Love and Linda Hogan seem to be in there an awful lot.
And that is the end the magazine. Thanks for reading with me!
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